Steven Seagal (Under Siege Into The Sun) the world's most deadly anti-terrorist agent is going down under - under the sea where waves of deceit are set to torpedo his command... permanently. Chris Cody (Seagal) is summoned from his military prison cell and promised a presidential pardon - with a hitch. An American Ambassador has been assassinated - by the U.S. Secret Service. Now the C.I.A. wants Cody to uncover and terminate this deadly operation but they don't tell him the truth. Cody ends up overpowered and trapped beneath the waves... but hardly out of his depth.
Submerged
Big Shot’s Funeral
World famous film director Don Tyler (Sutherland) is surrounded by hundreds of costumed extras in China's fantastic Forbidden City - when a creative drought hits and he has no idea where to put the camera. Tossed off the picture by his studio boss (Mazursky) his depression is only relieved by his unlikely friendship with a down-on-his-luck cameraman YoYo (Ge You). Knowing he's not well Tyler asks his friend to plan a comedy funeral for him - where people leave feeling happy as they do at Chinese funerals of the elderly. When Tyler eventually falls into a coma YoYo begins the task of granting Tyler's last wish. However when the costs of this spectacular funeral spin wildly out of control can YoYo hold it all together by selling prime ad space at this unique event to televised around the world? And more importantly for YoYo can he convince Tyler's lovely assistant Lucy (Rosamund Kwan) that he isn't just selling Tyler out to the highest bidder?That's the world of BIG SHOT FUNERAL: a zany satiric comedy capturing the dizzy excitement and whirlwind change of modern-day China.
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom brings you non stop thrills and excitement like nothing you've ever experienced. Indy (Harrison Ford), his sidekick short round (Ke Huy Quan), and nightclub singer Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw) go from high-flying action above the Himalayas to a nail-biting runaway mine car chase and finally a spine-tingling escape from a fortress-like mine in India. Hang on tight as the world's ultimate action hero takes you on a heart-pumping roller-coaster ride of adventure that's guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat.
Star Wars Robot Chicken
Feel the true power of the Force with this (adult swim) take on the Star Wars Universe!From the people who catapulted Family Guy and American Dad into the stratosphere comes THE most hilarious take on the galaxy's best sci-fi saga.Witness the unforgettable moments of Darth Vader announcing the Death Star's destruction by reverse charge call George Bush discovering he has the Jedi gene and Admiral Ackbar's advert for his own breakfast cereal.The pop-culture phenomenon of Robot Chicken has joined the Dark Side in this special episode boasting a stellar cast including George Lucas Seth McFarlane and original Star Wars cast Luke Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks.
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The final battle for Middle-earth begins. Frodo and Sam led by Gollum continue their dangerous mission toward the fires of Mount Doom in order to destroy the One Ring. Aragorn struggles to fulfill his legacy as he leads his outnumbered followers against the growing power of the Dark Lord Sauron so that the Ring-bearer may complete his quest. Winner of 2 Academy Awards.
Diana Dors Double Bill: Miss Tulip Stays the Night / The Great Game
A delicious double-dose of effervescent vintage comedy-drama starring Britain’s blondest bombshell the one-and-only Diana Dors at her saucy best. Laughter and thrills mingle in Miss Tulip Stays The Night as gorgeous Kate Dax (Dors) and her crime-writer husband Andrew (Patrick Holt) investigate the murder of eccentric spinster Miss Tulip (Cicely Courtneidge) at a remote country cottage. With the help - or hindrance - of bumbling P.C. Feathers (deftly played by British comedy legend Jack Hulbert) will they ever crack their crazy case and finally figure out whodunit? Goals and glamour go together in The Great Game a high-scoring drama of football league corruption shot on location at Griffin Park historic home of Brentford F.C. With fine performances from James Hayter as Burnville United’s unscrupulous team chairman Thora Hird as his long-suffering assistant and Dors enjoying herself as man-eating secretary Lulu – not to mention a splendid eyeball-rolling turn from John Laurie - the final result is a nostalgic Saturday afternoon treat for movie buffs and football fans alike. Extra Features: Both films newly transferred to High Definition Extensive fully illustrated booklet featuring essays credits and biographical information
Laurel And Hardy – Great Guns/Jitterbug/The Big Noise
The Big Noise:The zany antics of legendary comedians Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy come to life in this romp about two phony private detectives.The duo play janitors accidentally hired as sleuths to protect a new super-bomb destined for the War Department in Washington, D.D. However, the bomb's inventor has loaded his house with crazy contraptions that entrap and confuse the protectors. Meanwhile, next door is the biggest threat of all - a gang of crooks determined to get their hands on the inventor's deadly creation. Through a series of crazy misadventures, our heroes end up in a remote-controlled airplane, along with the bomb, and headed straight for trouble!Jitterbugs:Considered the best of the Laurel and Hardy projects filmed at Twentieth Century Fox, this energetic musical comedy also introduces singer Vivian Blaine.Stan and Oliver star as a travelling two-man jitterbug band, who operate out of a dilapidated jalopy and form an unlikely partnership with a likable con man (Bob Bailey). When the trio joins a carnival, they meet Susan, a naive young singer (Vivian Blaine), whose mother has been swindled by grifters. Suddenly chivalrous, the three orchestrate a sting operation using disguises - with Laurel dressed as Susan's disheveled aunt and Hardy as a rich Texan - to get the woman's money back. Although things don't go as planned, the inimitable comedy duo provide nonstop laughs from start to finish in this delightful caper.Great Guns:Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy join the army to protect their country... ...but who will protect the army from them?In Great Guns, the comic team play a chauffeur and a gardener whose hypochondriac employer (Dick Nelson), a wealthy young man with little experience, is drafted. Convinced that he needs them in order to survive in the service, they join up as well. Of course, the Texas cavalry post to which they're all assigned is made far worse for the wear by the presence of these well-meaning troublemakers, and there is never a dull moment in this classic featuring two of the cinema's most revered comic actors!
Come Play With Me – Mary Millington
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
High-voltage action abounds in this sequel to The Terminator in which young John Connor, the future leader of a human rebellion in a machine-dominated world, is under threat from the new T-1000 Terminator - an improved, virtually unkillable model. The adult John sends a copy of the original Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) back in time, this time to protect the boy and his mother, Sarah (Linda Hamilton). As the battle of the behemoths begins, those on the side of good realise that they can alter the future enough to stop the slaughter on 'Judgement Day' when the computers commence Armageddon.
The King Of Comedy
Robert De Niro Jerry Lewis and Sandra Bernhard light up the screen in this unforgettable film by Martin Scorsese. A funny thing happens to talk show host Jerry Langford (Lewis) on his way to the studio... kidnapped by stand-up comedian Rupert Pupkin (De Niro) and his wacky sidekick (Bernhard) Langford is forced to give Pupkin a shot at the big time by allowing the struggling comic to perform his routine on Langford's show. What unfolds is an incredibly funny and poignant story about the darker side of comedy.